When I was a kid I couldn’t wait to grow up so no one would make me do the dishes. And now my parents have the last laugh. So here are some of the gems I’ve heard from my young, some of the hilarious moments that get me through the dishes and laundry, the sweeping and sorting.
Little Boy to me:
Take the banana out of your ear so you can hear better.
Little Girl to DD:
Daddy, what does knocked up mean?
DD: long pause.
Um. What do you think it means?
It means when some one gets hit on the head and they fall down.
Little Boy: while looking at a pencil in the back seat while I drive in traffic
I hate this fag
Don’t say that!! Where did you hear that?! Honey, that’s something people say to try to make other people feel bad. It’s a mean way of saying someone is homosexual. All people are still people. etc. etc. etc. It’s important to respect everyone even if you don’t agree or understand. blah. blah. blah. And I don’t ever want to hear you say that again.
Flag, Mom, FLAG. This pencil has all the flags on it and this one isn’t as pretty as the others.